If you've been wandering through the other MOCHI web pages, you've been kept safe from the claws (and teeth!) of the Evil Web Tyrant. The other MOCHI members have been known to resort to rubber hoses, wet noodles, and bribes of small, juicy children in order to escape the Tyrant. Their eyes have glazed over once the technical details start spewing forth. They've even tried to play dead, but to no avail!

So, in the end, other MOCHI members were able to cordon off the worst of the Evil Web Tyrant tendencies off to this particular corner of the web site. If you decide to go further, don't say that we didn't warn you!