| Known aliases: |
Woody, Sugar Frosted Cocoa Bomb Mochi |
| Height: |
5' 8", when wet (approx. 1.72 meters) |
| Weight: |
180 pounds, in heels (81 kg) |
| Age: |
Older than the hills. (Or maybe it just seems that way.) |
| Blood type: |
O+. |
| Shoe size: |
9 EEE (approx. 30.5 cm) |
| Role: |
Director. Responsible for polishing skit ideas and staging. |
| Preferred weapon or device: |
Cel phone. |
| Magical power: |
The ability to change the subject to avoid getting a smack upside the head. |
| Common phrases: |
"I'm not going anywhere without my espresso machine." |
| Last known location: |
The frozen tundra. |